015 :: transitions

time: 8:30pm; location: bess, ellen, and leann's couch; drink: vanilla bubble tea with tapioca

time: 8:34pm; location: bess, ellen, and leann's couch; drink: vanilla bubble tea with tapioca
time: 2:05am; location: bess, ellen, and leann's couch; drink: one bottle of chardonnay

dear roommate of mine, it's been fun. let's do this again in a month or so and i'll promise to take more interesting shots and perhaps more that you are aware of me taking...

note: notice calise's awesome haircut.. what a hottie!

014 :: like a babe

i hear that middle of the day naps are nice. i wouldn't know.. but calise does now.

apparently i'm incapable of taking a faltering picture of calise according to calise, which is a bunch of bologna. so the goal tomorrow is to take a "flattering" photograph of this lady which won't be too hard :)

013 :: impending boredom

once upon a time there was a health safety regulation that forced all those who handle food to become certified to do so safely. for one to become certified he or she must take a class that teaches common sense facts about how to store food in the refrigerator and how long to wash hands to ensure cleanliness. to receive the shiny business card sized food handlers permit one must pass a truly difficult test. today calise was lucky enough to take part in the age old tradition.

excitement is written all over her face on the elevator ride down to impending boredom.

don't worry, she passed.

012 :: the smell of failure

in the immortal words of sue sylvester, "i'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. that's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office."

this is calise's rage dive after coming home tonight after a loss against the dreaded riot. bastards.

011 :: calise, a portrait of irritation

my dear roommate, calise, had this brilliant idea that i take pictures of her as a 'theme week.' she was joking, but since i have no sense of humor i said, "game on."

with each picture i will share some insightful words and fun facts about the lady who sleeps in the room next to mine.

today's words of wisdom courtesy of my fb favorite quotes:

"hey, you could donate your eggs."

"i meant actual caves, not vagina's."

"which quote, you mean the one about spelunking?"

"i'm sweating. i mean i wasn't. i mean my armpits are sticky."

thanks for the idea, buddy.