011 :: calise, a portrait of irritation

my dear roommate, calise, had this brilliant idea that i take pictures of her as a 'theme week.' she was joking, but since i have no sense of humor i said, "game on."

with each picture i will share some insightful words and fun facts about the lady who sleeps in the room next to mine.

today's words of wisdom courtesy of my fb favorite quotes:

"hey, you could donate your eggs."

"i meant actual caves, not vagina's."

"which quote, you mean the one about spelunking?"

"i'm sweating. i mean i wasn't. i mean my armpits are sticky."

thanks for the idea, buddy.

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